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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Frisco
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posted October 11, 2003 08:02 PM
Did you pee in my beanie?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 11, 2003 08:07 PM
What happens when you shove corn up your nose and sneeze?
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Julie
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posted October 11, 2003 08:08 PM
Why don't you try sticking a fork in the toaster?
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Ocsirf
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posted October 11, 2003 08:11 PM
He wrote his suicide note while he was listening to Cream?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 12, 2003 10:27 AM
Is it true that Jerry Louis has ballooned up to the size of a small stadium?
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Julie
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posted October 12, 2003 12:03 PM
So you say the birds never fly straight?every day.
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Frisco
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posted October 12, 2003 04:40 PM
Holy cow! You showered again ?
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Raia
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posted October 12, 2003 04:44 PM
Why's the rum gone??
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Frisco
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posted October 12, 2003 04:48 PM
That?
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Julie
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posted October 12, 2003 04:49 PM
So how do you like my new perfume?
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Frisco
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posted October 12, 2003 04:53 PM
What, did you run out of pixie dust?
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Julie
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posted October 12, 2003 06:56 PM
Did you know that a bunch of Elvis-clones from Jupiter recently landed on the moon?
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the Professor
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posted October 12, 2003 07:14 PM
Take a C-note, leave a c-note, is that any way to run a business?
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Frisco
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posted October 12, 2003 07:29 PM
Women require a certain amount of money per given time: Women=Time x Money
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 13, 2003 12:25 AM
So, you seem pretty experienced...just how many girls have you gone to Lovers' Lane with?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 01:32 AM
She was wearing asphalt underwear?
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Obrom
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posted October 13, 2003 02:26 AM
Did you help out your ho with those medical bills?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 03:06 AM
You paid for dinner entirely with unrolled pennies?
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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posted October 13, 2003 03:09 AM
Why don't you go shove it up Djibouti?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 03:16 AM
Is that a Vlasic in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 13, 2003 09:51 AM
If you were an egg, would you be hard-boiled, soft-boiled, fried, or scrambled?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 13, 2003 10:07 AM
Why are you carrying a buggy whip?
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 11:07 AM
How come you won't meet with President Bush?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 13, 2003 12:52 PM
How do I get a Bob of my very own?
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 13, 2003 01:48 PM
How do you get football fans to watch Anne of Green Gables?
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 02:22 PM
Will you give me $3.5 million dollars? Please please please?
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Brinestone
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posted October 13, 2003 02:33 PM
Honey, I'm going to need some moral support while you're giving birth. Could Bob come along?
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jehovoid
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posted October 13, 2003 02:41 PM
What do alcohol and Bob have in a common?
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Sopwith
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posted October 13, 2003 02:42 PM
What happened to that tiger and crocodile I sent you?
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 02:44 PM
Hey, what happened to the hole in the ozone layer?again .[ October 13, 2003, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 03:12 PM
What makes you think it's Alzheimer's?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 13, 2003 03:35 PM
You melted my entire CD and MP3 collection? What will I do for Music?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 03:41 PM
Why point such a large gun at such a small rodent?
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 04:23 PM
How could you not show up for your own wedding?
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Rasputin
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posted October 13, 2003 04:46 PM
So what exactly were you doing at the rodeo with a tazer and whipped cream?
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 04:49 PM
There's pudding in the carpet, three monkeys dangling from the ceiling, and half the wall has been torn away. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Zalmoxis
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posted October 13, 2003 05:24 PM
So do you have any idea what happened to my bottle of Worcesteshire sauce?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 06:02 PM
You hit an entire flock of penguins while they were crossing the street?!
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Julie
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posted October 13, 2003 06:54 PM
So the supermodel dumped you to go out with the bum down the street?
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Frisco
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posted October 13, 2003 10:41 PM
So, your Constitutional Amendment was voted down again?
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 13, 2003 10:56 PM
What are you doing in that life-sized portrait?
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Rasputin
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posted October 13, 2003 11:28 PM
You're pretty fly for a white girl, wanna hang out?
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Frisco
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posted October 14, 2003 02:07 AM
Would you get up and clean the house already, woman?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 14, 2003 09:38 AM
Let me guess. You were reading something funny and you spewed all over the monitor again?
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TomDavidson
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posted October 14, 2003 09:43 AM
What do you think of the "Begging the Question" thread nowadays?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 14, 2003 04:09 PM
I have a great idea about a radio cooking show. I could give lessons on making entree's and salads and deserts and breads. What should I call it?
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Frisco
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posted October 14, 2003 04:59 PM
Oh, yeah?! Well...your thumb looks crooked! Did you slam it in a car door or something?!
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Julie
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posted October 14, 2003 05:26 PM
What's the matter can't run any faster?
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Frisco
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posted October 14, 2003 05:42 PM
Nice picture...but why does the abominable snowman have a bucket for a head?
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 14, 2003 07:24 PM
So, what's stored in Fort Knox nowadays?
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