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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
beatnix19
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posted October 30, 2003 11:37 AM
So, Governor Schwarzenegger, can you list for us the steps inwhich you hope to get California back on track?
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Dan_raven
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posted October 31, 2003 02:18 PM
How's the Iowa Caucus's shaping up?
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Julie
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posted October 31, 2003 02:30 PM
What did you think of Bush's last speech?
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beatnix19
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posted October 31, 2003 02:31 PM
Who should we blame this mess on?
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Chocodile
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posted October 31, 2003 02:58 PM
Can you really say that the Bible isn't the word of God?[ November 02, 2003, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Chocodile ]
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Julie
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posted October 31, 2003 03:08 PM
???
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 31, 2003 05:51 PM
Did you really think it would be that easy to kill this thread?
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pajeba
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posted October 31, 2003 06:55 PM
Hey, isn't that your mom?
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Morbo
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posted October 31, 2003 07:00 PM
Have you seen that missing beam?
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 31, 2003 08:59 PM
Hey! HEY!!! why are you licking my knees?[ October 31, 2003, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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T_Smith
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posted October 31, 2003 09:05 PM
Astronaut for the 3000th time: Hey NASA, pull my finger.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 31, 2003 09:30 PM
What's the worst idea ever to come out of Wisconsin?
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Shigosei
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posted October 31, 2003 10:54 PM
Why did you throw out the swiss cheese?
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Julie
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posted November 01, 2003 05:11 PM
What do have against your cousin's mother's friend's boyfriend's dog's sister's uncle's owner's niece's brother's crack dealer's shoe?
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Black Mage
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posted November 01, 2003 08:20 PM
You realize you jeopardized the life of every human on Earth?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 01, 2003 10:16 PM
Should we grill a steak in your EZ-Bake oven?
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Chocodile
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posted November 02, 2003 10:44 AM
Should you be the one using the stove after your brain aneurysm?
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 10:49 AM
So this new detergent will wear holes in all of my good clothes?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 10:57 AM
Welcome to the Federal Detention Center for people we think might have spent money in a store that once was visited by a guy who knew a friend of a friend of a friend who was Arab and might have unwittingly purchased Falafel from a street vendor who's cousin twice removed knew somebody who once made a threatening comment after beind denied service in a Denny's restaurant that was, oddly enough, itself a front for international terrorism. Would you like to be strip-searched before or after your one phone call?[ November 02, 2003, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:01 PM
Can I borrow your cell phone?
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Frisco
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posted November 02, 2003 03:05 PM
Should you be flying your kite while it's lightning?
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:11 PM
Which blood type are you?
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Frisco
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posted November 02, 2003 03:16 PM
You got knocked up seven times in seven years by seven different police officers?
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:25 PM
What happened to my million dollar diamond from Zales?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 03:29 PM
Would you believe it if I said I was just one of Julie's many personalities?
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 02, 2003 06:29 PM
So, Dead_Horse, which of your personalities do you like the best?
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 07:14 PM
So the California fire was caused by Arnold? Are you sure he's smart enough to work alone?
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Mr.Funny
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posted November 02, 2003 07:16 PM
Sometimes, I just want my horse to stop and enjoy the scenery with me. What should I say?
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Black Mage
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posted November 02, 2003 07:46 PM
What do you do to fix a cell phone?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 08:26 PM
So, Picasso, what's with this cubist thing?
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Black Mage
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posted November 02, 2003 08:48 PM
What's this? Brown powder on your shirt collar?--white powder in your hair?--your shirt smells sweet?--John, are you cheating on me?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 08:57 PM
How do you grow Smurfs on Mars?
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rivka
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posted November 03, 2003 04:15 AM
Explain it to me again. We're going to demonstrate how many one mole is how ?
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Morbo
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posted November 03, 2003 10:22 AM
What's eating you, Gilbert?
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beatnix19
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posted November 03, 2003 10:34 AM
So after the building collapsed the fire department showed up, and then what happened?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 03, 2003 10:46 AM
bloubb, blub, jub sixth bratwurst jub blub mouth blu-blub?
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beatnix19
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posted November 03, 2003 11:04 AM
You've just spend the day reviewing odd and unusual x-rays, how do you feel?
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Morbo
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posted November 03, 2003 02:11 PM
Whatever happened to the US peace surplus/dividend?that up.
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 02:30 PM
Why exactly are we still in Iraq?
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peterh
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posted November 03, 2003 02:58 PM
What was your name again?
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 02:59 PM
So, you say you have a cold. What are the symptoms?
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rivka
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posted November 03, 2003 03:02 PM
What makes you think you're Superman?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 03, 2003 03:04 PM
Who's running the northeast's electical grid today, you or that idiot Lo?
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 03:07 PM
What do you have to say for him for posting too slow and then deleting it?[ November 03, 2003, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]
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UofUlawguy
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posted November 03, 2003 05:45 PM
Do you think your heinie has been spanked enough yet?
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Scythrop
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posted November 03, 2003 11:47 PM
Okay, all these women have dated Koo, and I have to pick only two for our new reality T.V. Show - who should I take?[ November 03, 2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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Morbo
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posted November 04, 2003 07:11 AM
So what did you guys think of my fart and belch only rendering of "Amazing Grace?"
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peterh
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posted November 04, 2003 12:32 PM
What's your biggest complaint about Las Vegas?
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Dan_raven
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posted November 04, 2003 12:53 PM
What does the martian from the Flintstones have to do with my sneeze?
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Scythrop
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posted November 04, 2003 08:17 PM
I've got chronic indigestion. Any idea what I can do about it?
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