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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
beatnix19
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posted October 30, 2003 11:37 AM
So, Governor Schwarzenegger, can you list for us the steps inwhich you hope to get California back on track? Well, it started to itch and smell really weird.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 31, 2003 02:18 PM
How's the Iowa Caucus's shaping up? That makes almost no sense what so ever.
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Julie
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posted October 31, 2003 02:30 PM
What did you think of Bush's last speech? We haven't blamed anything on Asia since SARS, so I guess it's their turn.
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beatnix19
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posted October 31, 2003 02:31 PM
Who should we blame this mess on? Green tube socks are definately the way to go.
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Chocodile
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posted October 31, 2003 02:58 PM
Can you really say that the Bible isn't the word of God? Actually, there wasn't any thinkin' involved. [ November 02, 2003, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Chocodile ]
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Julie
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posted October 31, 2003 03:08 PM
???
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 31, 2003 05:51 PM
Did you really think it would be that easy to kill this thread? A sad and ugly fact.
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pajeba
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posted October 31, 2003 06:55 PM
Hey, isn't that your mom? It fell in my eye today.
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Morbo
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posted October 31, 2003 07:00 PM
Have you seen that missing beam? Well, I was just pretending to like your costume!
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 31, 2003 08:59 PM
Hey! HEY!!! why are you licking my knees? If you don't stop it right this instant, I'm going to ground you for a month! Edit for the stray "R"... [ October 31, 2003, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]
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T_Smith
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posted October 31, 2003 09:05 PM
Astronaut for the 3000th time: Hey NASA, pull my finger. Explosive Cheese in a can.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 31, 2003 09:30 PM
What's the worst idea ever to come out of Wisconsin? It's full of holes.
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Shigosei
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posted October 31, 2003 10:54 PM
Why did you throw out the swiss cheese? Because it's not from Wisconsin!
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Julie
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posted November 01, 2003 05:11 PM
What do have against your cousin's mother's friend's boyfriend's dog's sister's uncle's owner's niece's brother's crack dealer's shoe? I guess, but it sure was fun!
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Black Mage
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posted November 01, 2003 08:20 PM
You realize you jeopardized the life of every human on Earth? No, it's stuck on too well!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 01, 2003 10:16 PM
Should we grill a steak in your EZ-Bake oven? Too many spooks coil the stew.
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Chocodile
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posted November 02, 2003 10:44 AM
Should you be the one using the stove after your brain aneurysm? I think so, but quick dissolving technology keeps my clothes virtually residue free.
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 10:49 AM
So this new detergent will wear holes in all of my good clothes? On the bright side, you can buy a twenty minute phone call for only 99 cents.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 10:57 AM
Welcome to the Federal Detention Center for people we think might have spent money in a store that once was visited by a guy who knew a friend of a friend of a friend who was Arab and might have unwittingly purchased Falafel from a street vendor who's cousin twice removed knew somebody who once made a threatening comment after beind denied service in a Denny's restaurant that was, oddly enough, itself a front for international terrorism. Would you like to be strip-searched before or after your one phone call? But no dialing up Saudi Arabia. [ November 02, 2003, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:01 PM
Can I borrow your cell phone? It's all about the benjamins. Whatever that means.
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Frisco
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posted November 02, 2003 03:05 PM
Should you be flying your kite while it's lightning? I'm almost positive.
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:11 PM
Which blood type are you? I'd like to thank the academy.
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Frisco
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posted November 02, 2003 03:16 PM
You got knocked up seven times in seven years by seven different police officers? I blame it on Elvis.
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 03:25 PM
What happened to my million dollar diamond from Zales? You stole my defense!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 03:29 PM
Would you believe it if I said I was just one of Julie's many personalities? I'm a little teapot.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 02, 2003 06:29 PM
So, Dead_Horse, which of your personalities do you like the best? Martha, Rain, and Madalaine are some of the other ones.
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Julie
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posted November 02, 2003 07:14 PM
So the California fire was caused by Arnold? Are you sure he's smart enough to work alone? Whoa! Look at the colors!
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Mr.Funny
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posted November 02, 2003 07:16 PM
Sometimes, I just want my horse to stop and enjoy the scenery with me. What should I say? Nothing. Communicate telepathically.
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Black Mage
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posted November 02, 2003 07:46 PM
What do you do to fix a cell phone? Look, it was just an idea that got a bit out of hand. And foot. And possibly ear.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 08:26 PM
So, Picasso, what's with this cubist thing? I'm in love with sugar!
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Black Mage
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posted November 02, 2003 08:48 PM
What's this? Brown powder on your shirt collar?--white powder in your hair?--your shirt smells sweet?--John, are you cheating on me? (lol--I'm working on a report about Picasso and cubism right now) See, the sproingy blue thing gets sown to the big red blob and--voila!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted November 02, 2003 08:57 PM
How do you grow Smurfs on Mars? First you need lots and lots of M&Ms.
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rivka
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posted November 03, 2003 04:15 AM
Explain it to me again. We're going to demonstrate how many one mole is how ? It's a weighty matter.
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Morbo
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posted November 03, 2003 10:22 AM
What's eating you, Gilbert? And then the clowns rode in.
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beatnix19
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posted November 03, 2003 10:34 AM
So after the building collapsed the fire department showed up, and then what happened? you can only fit five of those in at once.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 03, 2003 10:46 AM
bloubb, blub, jub sixth bratwurst jub blub mouth blu-blub? I am so proud of myself for not making a hamster reference.
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beatnix19
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posted November 03, 2003 11:04 AM
You've just spend the day reviewing odd and unusual x-rays, how do you feel? It up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
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Morbo
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posted November 03, 2003 02:11 PM
Whatever happened to the US peace surplus/dividend? Only a traitor to his country would bring that up.
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 02:30 PM
Why exactly are we still in Iraq? *Sigh.* How many times do I have to answer that?
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peterh
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posted November 03, 2003 02:58 PM
What was your name again? AAAAH CHOOOOO!!!
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 02:59 PM
So, you say you have a cold. What are the symptoms? I believe I can fly.
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rivka
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posted November 03, 2003 03:02 PM
What makes you think you're Superman? Watch out, Lois!
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Dan_raven
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posted November 03, 2003 03:04 PM
Who's running the northeast's electical grid today, you or that idiot Lo? He is not an idiot, well, not continually.
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Julie
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posted November 03, 2003 03:07 PM
What do you have to say for him for posting too slow and then deleting it? Yup, that's about as red as it gets. [ November 03, 2003, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Julie ]
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UofUlawguy
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posted November 03, 2003 05:45 PM
Do you think your heinie has been spanked enough yet? In Koosharem, Kanosh and Kanab.
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Scythrop
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posted November 03, 2003 11:47 PM
Okay, all these women have dated Koo, and I have to pick only two for our new reality T.V. Show - who should I take? I'm afraid you've just been voted off the island. [ November 03, 2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
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Morbo
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posted November 04, 2003 07:11 AM
So what did you guys think of my fart and belch only rendering of "Amazing Grace?" It needs some punch, pizazz.
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peterh
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posted November 04, 2003 12:32 PM
What's your biggest complaint about Las Vegas? Oh, I thought you said, "Kazoo".
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Dan_raven
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posted November 04, 2003 12:53 PM
What does the martian from the Flintstones have to do with my sneeze? Go blow it out your nose.
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Scythrop
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posted November 04, 2003 08:17 PM
I've got chronic indigestion. Any idea what I can do about it? Possibly, but only if you're wearing sandals.
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