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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted November 04, 2005 03:31 PM
Who left the door to the refrigerator open? Welcome all Geese!
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MandyM
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posted November 04, 2005 10:43 PM
What color should we paint the bedroom? Just do it!
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GaalD
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posted November 04, 2005 11:02 PM
Are you sure running into a mine field is a good idea? It makes me look smarter.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted November 04, 2005 11:04 PM
Are you sure you want to undergo your fourth trepanning procedure? I'd have to say -- Northern Lights
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Steev
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posted November 05, 2005 09:59 AM
What is you favorite Philip Pullman novel? Because I keep stubbing my toe on that silly garden gnome.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 06, 2005 01:47 AM
Why do you howl and dance around like a merry little elf whenever you are on your way back from the mailbox? Well, it isn't the Publisher's Clearinghouse.
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Steev
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posted November 06, 2005 11:02 PM
Who is that strange man howling and dancing about like a merry little elf in the front yard? That's because I prefer the crunchy bits.
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MandyM
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posted November 06, 2005 11:09 PM
Why did you put the broken garden gnome in with the casserole? Gotcha!
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tmservo
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posted November 07, 2005 12:26 AM
Is my house still burning or are the firemen there yet? So, that's what the ointment is all about.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 07, 2005 12:37 AM
Wouldn't it be great if "disappointment" was a salve that you could rub on to make yourself disappear? You put your right hand in. You put your right hand out. You put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
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sillygoose
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posted November 07, 2005 12:44 AM
What's your favorite thing to do on weekends? The ghost of Christmas yet to come.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 07, 2005 12:52 AM
Was that those missionaries at the door again, dear? My cat ate my mouse pad.
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CRash
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posted November 07, 2005 01:44 AM
Now, if your dog ate the printer, Billy, why didn't you just email the homework to me? It didn't want to get crunched.
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ketchupqueen
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posted November 07, 2005 01:53 AM
Why is this number so big? I am NOT a man.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 07, 2005 10:06 AM
So, is it "More, Man", or "More, Mon", or just LDS? He's not so much "Jew" as "Jew-ish".
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 10, 2005 12:15 AM
Why won't anyone question my answer? I guess I killed it.
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Juxtapose
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posted November 10, 2005 12:22 AM
Honey, why'd the baby suddenly stop crying? Because it's red-purple-green plaid!
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 10, 2005 09:19 AM
Why can't I wear my plaid jacket with my orange and blue paisley pants? You have no idea how much that question reveals about you.
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Sterling
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posted November 10, 2005 07:59 PM
Is that inkblot supposed to be Ernest Borgnine? I believe this is what's referred to as "the sledgehammer stage."
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Sopwith
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posted November 10, 2005 09:16 PM
So my computer's repair process is where exactly? It doesn't matter what you order here, everything comes with grits.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 10, 2005 09:25 PM
What's so special about this restaurant, Che'z Ya'll? Save your Confederate credit cards, the South shall rise again.
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MandyM
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posted November 11, 2005 01:36 AM
Why are there Civil War re-enactments on the new Capital One card commercials? Weren't the Vikings annoying enough? I will not travel there.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 11, 2005 06:01 AM
Concentrate on the sound of my voice. Are you ready to journey into the darkest, most hidden reaches of your subconscious mind? Not on your Nellie!
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Will B
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posted November 11, 2005 08:13 AM
Is it possible we'll end up with wives that have the same name? Cocky, funny, and over the top.
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Steev
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posted November 11, 2005 10:22 AM
Hey everybody, what do you all think of ME? I will not stop until everyone on this forum is looking at me.
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sillygoose
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posted November 11, 2005 12:41 PM
Why are you dancing around half-naked with a poodle on your head? Oh like you've never tried it.
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camus
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posted November 11, 2005 02:45 PM
Why are your pants on backwards? I'm glad someone finally decided to tell me .
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Kettricken
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posted November 11, 2005 02:51 PM
Are you ready for your wedding on Saturday? Smoke me a mackeral, I'll be back for tea.
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MandyM
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posted November 12, 2005 12:36 AM
Why won't you sit and have lox and bagels with me for breakfast? I am too tired to do anything right now.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 13, 2005 01:59 PM
Don't you want to join the march on Washington to protest the lack of funding for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome reseach? OK! You first.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 13, 2005 02:43 PM
Q: You want to put a crayon up your nose? A: I once swallowed a fruit flavored tooth brush...
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 13, 2005 02:51 PM
What was your worst experience at the dentist? Women and children first.
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sillygoose
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posted November 13, 2005 04:57 PM
Who wants to volunteer to jump into the volcano? Becauses the voices told me to.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 13, 2005 06:27 PM
Why in the world would you nominate someone as unqualified as Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court? Duncan Hines Yellow Cake Uranium Mix.
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Jonathan K.
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posted November 13, 2005 07:43 PM
Where did you get that fabulous recipe? Behind that chair
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Corwin
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posted November 13, 2005 07:44 PM
Where's the interdimentional portal? A lot of rats.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 13, 2005 08:55 PM
Q: What is in this casserole? Its so delicious. There must be a secret ingredient? A: I tend to avoid saying such things near the rhinoceros.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 13, 2005 11:23 PM
Are you sure there's no rhinocerous in this casserole? Put it in the green jello.
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MandyM
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posted November 13, 2005 11:32 PM
What do you want me to do with the dropping your rhinocerous left on the floor? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 14, 2005 12:56 AM
Green Rhino Jello Salad, anyone? I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback.
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dh
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posted November 14, 2005 02:05 AM
Do you ever browse Wikipedia? I wrote the thing myself.
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Boon
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posted November 14, 2005 02:21 AM
This is the worst book I've ever read. Where'd you get it? I'm so very, very sleepy.
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suminonA
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posted November 14, 2005 12:04 PM
Q: Ok, so you don't believe in hypnosis. But I can make you fall asleep with just a few sentences. What do you have to say now ? A: That is my favourite question!
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Uprooted
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posted November 14, 2005 12:18 PM
Who Wants to Be a Millionare? Shh, the baby's sleeping.
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suminonA
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posted November 14, 2005 01:45 PM
Did you know that pregnancy and sex are not mutually exclusive? Yes, even if they are twins.
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camus
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posted November 14, 2005 02:42 PM
So, you claim to be the father of only one of them? It made me itch.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 14, 2005 04:10 PM
Hey Icked, what happened to you since you lost your Ws? At least it wasn't a B.
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SteveRogers
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posted November 14, 2005 05:18 PM
Q: I'm so dissapointed in you. Had did you manage to get a Flargle on this test? You realize that is almost failing? A: The people on Fraggle Rock give me nightmares...
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 14, 2005 05:43 PM
Why don't you dance your cares away, worries for another day? I prefer rhythm and blues.
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