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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Tante Shvester
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posted May 30, 2006 07:15 AM
What did Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt name their baby? When in doubt, shred it.
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human_2.0
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posted May 30, 2006 12:12 PM
I'm not sure if this steak was left out of the fridge too long. What do you think I should do with it? 10 small rubber balls.
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jeniwren
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posted May 30, 2006 12:52 PM
So I understand she's having her implants taken out. What's she replacing them with? Taylor Hicks' tics.
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Sterling
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posted May 30, 2006 04:30 PM
What are they calling those "soul" Tic-Tacs? Clearly, the work of the Apple Corps.
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MandyM
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posted May 30, 2006 04:35 PM
Have you seen the new genetically engineered fruit designed to have no seeds? You can't proove I did it.
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suminonA
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posted May 30, 2006 04:38 PM
Did you just make a spelling mistake? Proof is everywhere.
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jeniwren
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posted May 30, 2006 05:35 PM
You're sure there weren't any WMDs? In my place, I'm sure you'd do the same.
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suminonA
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posted May 31, 2006 06:32 AM
Oh, <insert deity name here>, why won't you answer my prayers/questions? Because I'm an atheist.
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human_2.0
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posted May 31, 2006 12:32 PM
How come you support that new law that sets punishment for prayer a lion's den? I'll have that rare.
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MandyM
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posted May 31, 2006 01:53 PM
How do you take your squirrel? I wouldn't antagonize him if I were you.
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Sterling
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posted May 31, 2006 11:23 PM
Don't you agree the Olympic judo gold medalist is funny-looking? I'm just saying, I wouldn't put that on a bumper sticker.
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Hamson
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posted May 31, 2006 11:33 PM
That guy behind me doesn't know a thing about driving! It was a quiet ambulance.
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MandyM
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posted June 01, 2006 12:28 AM
Was that a hearse that just went by? I love green olives.
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Sterling
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posted June 03, 2006 06:00 AM
And what is your given reason for self-committal? "Spirit gum", not "spear gun".
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 03, 2006 06:10 AM
What does Lloyd Bridges chew? I was running low on air. <note: you get this joke, you're REALLY old>
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MandyM
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posted June 04, 2006 01:08 AM
Why did you tell such an old joke, Bob? It stalled the thread. Edit to add: and I guess I am too young to get it.
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Pinky
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posted June 04, 2006 10:43 AM
Can you give me ONE reason why you still think it was okay to tell such an old joke? Pensioners might like it.
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Sterling
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posted June 05, 2006 04:40 AM
What makes you think selling the board of directors to the organ black market is good financial planning? This means I'm really old, apparently.
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suminonA
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posted June 05, 2006 05:46 AM
So you've met Noah in person, why all the fuss? Just smile and go on.
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Stan the man
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posted June 05, 2006 08:23 AM
What should I do? The dog died, my wife left, girlfriend dumped me, and the truck broke down. It's a clogged filter.
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MandyM
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posted June 05, 2006 12:39 PM
Why is the pool water yellow? That is NOT the bathroom!
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Jeesh
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posted June 05, 2006 10:13 PM
Why is your dog in the living room? Good llama!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 05, 2006 10:29 PM
So, how was that new Peruvian restaurant? It's Amazon!
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 05, 2006 11:07 PM
What is the longest river in South America? Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.
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suminonA
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posted June 06, 2006 10:47 AM
Ok, so you're the IPU's army, but where are your weapons? Pink is TEH colour!
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MandyM
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posted June 07, 2006 10:07 AM
What did your dyslexic British stylist say the big trend is this season? Water! I need water!
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Jeesh
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posted June 07, 2006 01:31 PM
Why'd you move to the beach? He said it with his last breath.
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jeniwren
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posted June 07, 2006 02:46 PM
What was the Ebay founder's last word? Ghost in a Jar.
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Sterling
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posted June 08, 2006 03:11 PM
Jar-Jar Binks possessed by evil spirits? Cool. What are they calling the movie? Not in a house! Not with a mouse! Not in a boat! Not with a goat!
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Jeesh
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posted June 08, 2006 03:49 PM
Where do you want to meet? Only if you're happy and you know it!
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MandyM
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posted June 08, 2006 06:54 PM
Did you get the clap from me? If you give a mouse a cookie, he is going to want a glass of milk.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 08, 2006 09:38 PM
How can I get rid of the rest of this milk before it sours? That's Elmer's Glue.
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Sterling
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posted June 09, 2006 01:08 PM
What ever became of my old colt, Elmer? And what's this stuff in the bottle? I think I'd better shut up now.
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Dan_raven
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posted June 09, 2006 01:39 PM
Speak up to volunteer to date Rosanne Barr? The silence was deafening.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 12, 2006 02:10 PM
Did a mime just light the fuse on that cannon? This guy just keeps hanging on to the door and staring at me.
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Dead_Horse
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posted June 12, 2006 02:18 PM
Did a mime just light the fuse on that cannon? This guy just keeps hanging on to the door and staring at me.
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Jeesh
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posted June 12, 2006 02:36 PM
Why are you in the closet? Dude!
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Jeesh
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posted June 12, 2006 02:36 PM
Why are you in the closet? Dude!
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Dan_raven
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posted June 12, 2006 04:18 PM
What did that animated turtle just say? What ever he said, he said it slowly.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 12, 2006 09:39 PM
How did you enjoy the live reading of "Molasses in Winter"? Chain 66, Single crochet in each chain, starting from the second chain. Chain one and turn, repeat for four more rows, then looping the yarn from two single crochets into one double crochet, go ABSOLUTELY HOG WILD!
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MandyM
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posted June 12, 2006 10:22 PM
So what are we doing at happy hour this week? (the happy hour place my co-workers go to is called Hog Wild) We are all out of water.
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Sterling
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posted June 12, 2006 11:19 PM
Is it true that human beings are two-thirds water? This may sting for a second, but only until the burning sets in.
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 13, 2006 01:06 AM
What was it that you whispered to Joan of Arc as you were binding her to that stake? It was like floating on a cloud.
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suminonA
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posted June 13, 2006 04:36 AM
So, how was your floating on that cloud? That's not what you said before.
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Dan_raven
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posted June 13, 2006 07:15 AM
Should I be five? Bingo!
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Jeesh
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posted June 13, 2006 10:43 PM
What did you play for your happy hour? New Page!
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Sterling
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posted June 13, 2006 11:52 PM
Young Nathan has just been premoted to squire, m'lord; is there anything you'll be needing? Cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, strychnine- whoops.
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Jeesh
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posted June 14, 2006 09:21 PM
What am I adding to the King of England's stew? Down! Bad cat! Bad, bad, cat!
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suminonA
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posted June 16, 2006 03:27 AM
What, didn't you want a talking cat? That is too much!
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Tante Shvester
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posted June 20, 2006 05:39 PM
Would you still need me when I'm 64? Well, it sure ain't Minnesota.
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