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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 06, 2006 10:51 AM
Mommy, what makes that blimp fly? Love, kisses and fairy dust.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 06, 2006 11:15 AM
(Early 2002) Mr. Rumsfeld, what do you plan to bring into Iraq to insure a peaceful and successful reconstruction? My that sounded a bit politically biased.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 06, 2006 01:00 PM
Did you hear what Fox news said about the president? Fair and balanced my left butt cheek.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 07, 2006 02:48 AM
Can you give me two valid reasons as to why you are now sporting that rather expensive gold chain dangling on the right side of your behind? I'm tired of being the butt of your jokes.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 07, 2006 01:29 PM
Is there anything you want to tell Bernard, Shren? Go Nova!
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Dan_raven
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posted November 07, 2006 03:50 PM
What do you scream a a "Nascar for ninnies" race? You just watch to see them wreck.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 07, 2006 04:22 PM
You know why I keep voting for the incumbents? Be sure to use plenty of fresh-squeezed lemon juice.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 07, 2006 05:42 PM
Got any good recipes for these mutant fish I caught in the East River? Mix it with sugar and water and sell it for a quarter.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 09, 2006 09:38 AM
How did you produce Ashley Simpson's new CD? Earplugs and Excedrin.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 09, 2006 05:03 PM
Duuuude, my brains are leaking out. What can I take to stop them, man? Increase the dosage.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 11, 2006 02:21 PM
If it's one pill for a child, and two for an adult, how many for a small elephant? I'll trade you a nice rhinocerous for it.
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suminonA
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posted November 11, 2006 02:52 PM
Hey, could you stop making jokes about my nose, please? My nose is normal.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 11, 2006 07:08 PM
Did he say you look like a witch? But she's lighter than a duck.
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Sterling
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posted November 11, 2006 09:44 PM
Did you really think drinking Blue Nun all night would make you any less intoxicated than drinking Cold Duck all night? And then in step twelve, you set the whole mess on fire.
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Jeesh
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posted November 11, 2006 09:55 PM
So, after you get the Pope, the President, and Chuck Noris on the Great Wall of China, what do you do? I thought it was a pirate!
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Will B
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posted November 12, 2006 02:19 AM
Why do you say "Yeargh" and "Avast!" every time you see a yard gnome? Game, set, and match.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 21, 2006 10:47 AM
What did the famous tennis player's grave stone say? Live by the racket, die by the racket.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 21, 2006 02:16 PM
What was Big Nose Bartelli's famous last words? I've gotta sneeze coming.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 21, 2006 03:53 PM
What did the elephant say to make all the other animals run in fear? I just ate at Taco Bell.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted November 21, 2006 04:09 PM
What did Bob say that made all the other guys run in fear? I've got lots of big guns.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 21, 2006 05:26 PM
Do you have a copy of Pachebel's Cannon? I never put pineapple in mine.
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Dr Strangelove
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posted November 21, 2006 05:41 PM
So what do you think of my super secret super good prize winning cobbler? It's so freaking cold!
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 21, 2006 11:08 PM
Why did you put a gas heater in your igloo? Those aren't raisins, dear.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 22, 2006 04:18 AM
Jumping giblets! Are you sure these are real raisins in this plum-duff? Everything will be alright, once the cream custard arrives.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 22, 2006 09:15 AM
Did you enter this empty pie shell in the cooking contest? Just add a little more butter.
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Dan_raven
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posted November 22, 2006 09:22 AM
What could make this fantastic Thanksgiving dinner any better? Turkey Coma.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 22, 2006 12:04 PM
What's wrong with this parrot? It's supposed to be a fruit salad!
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 22, 2006 02:17 PM
How many boots should I cut up for the salad? I think I'll eat at mom's next year.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 23, 2006 03:25 AM
Didn't you enjoy your father's original boot camp theme for this year's Christmas dinner? Send in the Clones! [ November 24, 2006, 03:37 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]
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Sterling
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posted November 23, 2006 06:37 PM
What should I do about this wicked Jedi infestation? I'd respond, but that would require overcoming my lethargy and apathy.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 01:09 AM
Would you please pass the gravy? Show me your giblets.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 04:30 AM
Now that you have made it clear that my standard issue doesn't fulfill your expectations, what would you have me do? The air is sweet and fragrant, and none shall pass without my permission!
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 04:52 AM
Do you mind if I fart? He wears a buckle on his hat.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 05:21 AM
Why don't you think it strange that he wears cuff links for earrings? The only way to get there is to go straight down.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 05:28 AM
I've got the handbasket; now, how do I go from here? Love is the answer.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 24, 2006 05:52 AM
Now when I talk to God, I know he'll understand. He says "Stick with me and I'll be your guiding hand." Could you give me your regarded opinion as to what is meant by this? It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day. I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 11:15 AM
Could you just give me the time and temperature without resorting to doggerel? Just a taste.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 24, 2006 01:27 PM
Can I have some drugs? Only if you have insurance.
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Tante Shvester
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posted November 24, 2006 02:02 PM
Ack! My heart! Do you know CPR? As far as I know, it's safe.
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Sterling
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posted November 24, 2006 02:42 PM
And what would be the word to describe the heavy steel object we found on top of the victim, Doctor Watson? Power surges will do that.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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posted November 24, 2006 11:22 PM
I wonder where the characters of Dragon Ball got their hair styles. Because you're emo, so shut up.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 24, 2006 11:49 PM
Why, why, why can't you call me Mr. Phillips? and you have funny looking hair, too.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 27, 2006 03:33 AM
I wonder; why does your appearance remind me so much of one of the Three Stooges? Yes, my girlfriend does indeed lift my spirits higher. Her name is Mary Jane.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted November 27, 2006 11:12 AM
Does Mary Jane make you high? Only if you inhale.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 28, 2006 06:11 AM
If I were to kiss you, would there be any danger of getting to know exactly what flavour of gum you're chewing? I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough.
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Sterling
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posted November 28, 2006 05:33 PM
How do you justify your country's covert attempts to acquire plutonium? Thus says the dogma of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Dead_Horse
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posted November 29, 2006 04:49 AM
Who says thou shalt not lose thy meatballs? it rolled into the garden, and under a bush.
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 05:12 AM
So you see, I parked my tank on his lawn and forgot the handbrake, and guess what happened? So it goes.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted November 29, 2006 06:37 AM
What will it do now that we have ascertained the fact that it can't stay? Hmmm... I especially enjoyed that one, let's see what's next.
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Euripides
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posted November 29, 2006 09:35 AM
Sir, we're mired in Afghanistan. What are your orders? But I thought I was supposed to remove the blue ones.
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