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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
Avatar300
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posted January 19, 2007 11:27 PM
We're out of bombs, what should we use against Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?
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Euripides
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posted January 20, 2007 01:16 AM
River, you've just barely escaped a mob of violent, cannibalistic Reavers on a dodgy hovercraft and seen dozens of people killed. Are you alright?
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Avatar300
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posted January 20, 2007 05:10 PM
Are you always this sentimental?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 21, 2007 01:21 PM
Why did the chicken cross this quadrant of the galaxy?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 21, 2007 09:57 PM
Can you think of a three letter word meaning affirmative?
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Sterling
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posted January 22, 2007 01:51 AM
Which of these do you think will make the most effective noise for driving away violent mobs?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 22, 2007 02:53 AM
So, I've created a traffic jam by phoning in a bomb-alert and let the chicken go first; do you think it's safe to cross the street now?
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anti_maven
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posted January 22, 2007 10:10 AM
Is there any way I can continue my adoration of David Beckham?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 22, 2007 10:19 AM
Now, which button do I push to flush this state-of-the-art toilet, specially designed for deep space use?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 22, 2007 11:02 AM
Should I bite Suntan-boy on the left cheek or the right cheek?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 22, 2007 11:09 AM
Will you quit that annoying whining?!
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anti_maven
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posted January 23, 2007 03:50 AM
Trivia: Which tower block inspired a series of tales entitled "Song of the Southside".
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 23, 2007 03:57 AM
How come you react so positively to my mentioning that your right eye seems to be twitching?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 23, 2007 09:17 AM
Do you have any advice for me if I DON'T want to self-actualize?
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Avatar300
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posted January 23, 2007 02:08 PM
Can you recommend any good mixed-gender filk bands?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 23, 2007 04:07 PM
Swanky evening out! Cost you an arm and a leg, huh?
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Euripides
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posted January 23, 2007 08:48 PM
Why are you refusing Tante's virtual hug? Are you allergic to something?
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Earendil18
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posted January 23, 2007 09:05 PM
Isn't axe swallowing dangerous?
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Avatar300
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posted January 23, 2007 09:42 PM
Why did the government raid my soylent green manufacturing plants?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 24, 2007 03:43 AM
What is the name of your new native American boyfriend?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 24, 2007 09:26 AM
Did you appoint a Black ,two Jews and a cripple, like President Reagan?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 24, 2007 10:23 AM
What, in the name of all that's good and holy, are you wearing?
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Sterling
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posted January 24, 2007 06:58 PM
What was it like seeing your family after your retinal transplant?
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Frisco
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posted January 24, 2007 07:12 PM
Do you think it's safe to go onto the planet surface without our helmets?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 24, 2007 09:05 PM
Help me out with the next line of the sonnet: "My love for you is full as the --- what?"
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Avatar300
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posted January 24, 2007 10:09 PM
Psst! Is that Captain Jack Sparrow?
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Sterling
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posted January 25, 2007 07:51 AM
What's something you don't want to hear after your punch line?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 26, 2007 02:31 AM
Where'd you file that article about the Debarking Debacle?
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Euripides
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posted January 26, 2007 03:58 AM
An... and when, and when I talked to Mister Lumbergh like accounting told me, he literally threw, literally threw me out the window. Can, can you believe it?
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted January 26, 2007 04:19 AM
Have you seen Paradise?[ January 26, 2007, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]
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anti_maven
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posted January 26, 2007 07:56 AM
Egad! What can I call my new sandwich rental business?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 26, 2007 10:56 AM
Did you cough up this huge cotton ball?
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Sterling
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posted January 26, 2007 11:16 AM
Who was that little guy who just came into the lab, yelled "Pesticide? I'll show you pesticide!", and beat up all the scientists?
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Avatar300
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posted January 26, 2007 12:26 PM
Where did the Operative go after Mal beat the snot out of him?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 27, 2007 09:56 AM
Can you help me get this "child-proof" bottle open?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 28, 2007 04:55 PM
Why can't I remember how many candles to put on this cake?
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Avatar300
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posted January 28, 2007 05:00 PM
What's the best defense when Mars attacks?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 28, 2007 05:06 PM
What makes dragons so lucky, do you think?
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Sterling
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posted January 29, 2007 12:42 AM
How does one deep-fry a dragon?
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Frisco
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posted January 29, 2007 03:10 AM
Third degree burns everywhere but your crotch and buttocks?! Amazing!
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anti_maven
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posted January 29, 2007 10:03 AM
Help! I'm having difficulty visualising the Netherlands...
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suminonA
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posted January 29, 2007 12:23 PM
How did you get the inspiration to build this prize-winning model of Eiffel Tower?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 29, 2007 04:40 PM
What can I expect when I'm working on my internship in Proctology?
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Dead_Horse
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posted January 29, 2007 05:52 PM
Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my pants?
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Sterling
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posted January 29, 2007 06:46 PM
What do I do with this packet of "instant rabbit"?
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Euripides
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posted January 29, 2007 06:53 PM
Say Fred, wouldn't you like to walk like those bipeds over there?[ January 29, 2007, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Euripides ]
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Avatar300
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posted January 29, 2007 07:38 PM
Why didn't you clean the toxic sludge out of the pipes like I asked?
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Sterling
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posted January 29, 2007 09:08 PM
Hey, have I ever been wrong before?
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anti_maven
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posted January 30, 2007 03:28 AM
Only another 25c and we can make Windows Vista the ultimate OS *ever*!
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suminonA
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posted January 30, 2007 08:56 AM
Mr. God, is it true that the original design for the sky was pink?
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