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We're out of bombs, what should we use against Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

I swallowed a bug.

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River, you've just barely escaped a mob of violent, cannibalistic Reavers on a dodgy hovercraft and seen dozens of people killed. Are you alright?

It's been a good day.

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Are you always this sentimental?

That's a bold move.

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Why did the chicken cross this quadrant of the galaxy?

Yup.

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Can you think of a three letter word meaning affirmative?


I'll take either the bagpipes or the moose.

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Which of these do you think will make the most effective noise for driving away violent mobs?

If it's not safe now, it never will be.

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So, I've created a traffic jam by phoning in a bomb-alert and let the chicken go first; do you think it's safe to cross the street now?

Not unless you're in LA.

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Is there any way I can continue my adoration of David Beckham?

The big one on the left, next to the lever marked "Discharge".

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Now, which button do I push to flush this state-of-the-art toilet, specially designed for deep space use?

It depends on which hemisphere you're hovering over.

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Should I bite Suntan-boy on the left cheek or the right cheek?


That's just a mosquito ringtone.

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Tante Shvester
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Will you quit that annoying whining?!

Uncle Tom's Condominium.

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Trivia: Which tower block inspired a series of tales entitled "Song of the Southside".

It normally wobbles.

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How come you react so positively to my mentioning that your right eye seems to be twitching?

Don't visualize.

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Do you have any advice for me if I DON'T want to self-actualize?

Amanda Lynn and the Banjo Boys.

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Can you recommend any good mixed-gender filk bands?

Well, this has been a night to dismember.

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Swanky evening out! Cost you an arm and a leg, huh?

Chicken noodle soup.

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Why are you refusing Tante's virtual hug? Are you allergic to something?

We stopped doing that in the 3rd century BCE.

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Isn't axe swallowing dangerous?

They're just jealous of your success.

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Why did the government raid my soylent green manufacturing plants?

Human, All-Too-Human.

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What is the name of your new native American boyfriend?

A genius, two partners and a dupe.

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Did you appoint a Black ,two Jews and a cripple, like President Reagan?

Nothing but Saran Wrap!

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What, in the name of all that's good and holy, are you wearing?

A sight for sore eyes.

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What was it like seeing your family after your retinal transplant?

I'll have that answer for you when the door opens.

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Do you think it's safe to go onto the planet surface without our helmets?



Inside of a chocolate bunny.

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Help me out with the next line of the sonnet: "My love for you is full as the --- what?"

Well, it sure ain't the Marlboro Man!

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Psst! Is that Captain Jack Sparrow?

That's the strangest non sequitur I've never heard.

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What's something you don't want to hear after your punch line?

Between the Death Valley marathon and deep-sea diving.

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Where'd you file that article about the Debarking Debacle?


And after that, defenestration!

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An... and when, and when I talked to Mister Lumbergh like accounting told me, he literally threw, literally threw me out the window. Can, can you believe it?

All right now, Milton.

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Have you seen Paradise?

Hero For Hire, inc.

[ January 26, 2007, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: Eduardo St. Elmo ]

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Egad! What can I call my new sandwich rental business?


After careful consideration and a large gin and tonic.

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Did you cough up this huge cotton ball?


That's one bold weevil!

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Who was that little guy who just came into the lab, yelled "Pesticide? I'll show you pesticide!", and beat up all the scientists?

It's the fortress of ineptitude.

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Where did the Operative go after Mal beat the snot out of him?

Apply pressure directly and spin around in a circle three times. Repeat.

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Can you help me get this "child-proof" bottle open?


It happens when you get old.

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Why can't I remember how many candles to put on this cake?

It helps to have a night light next to the bed.

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What's the best defense when Mars attacks?

I've known dragons with feet like rabbits.

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What makes dragons so lucky, do you think?

Lots of olive oil.

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How does one deep-fry a dragon?

For once, I'm glad for asbestos.

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Third degree burns everywhere but your crotch and buttocks?! Amazing!


Picture a bikini wax, only with grape jelly.

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Help! I'm having difficulty visualising the Netherlands...

Well, it began as a scale model of the Graf Spee.

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How did you get the inspiration to build this prize-winning model of Eiffel Tower?

It's the end result that counts.

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What can I expect when I'm working on my internship in Proctology?

That'd better be a rabbit.

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Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my pants?


Pour it in your hat and see what happens.

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What do I do with this packet of "instant rabbit"?

I think it's time to grow a spine.

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Say Fred, wouldn't you like to walk like those bipeds over there?

[Edit: Happy 10,000th inane game post!]

That was not in my job description

[ January 29, 2007, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Euripides ]

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Why didn't you clean the toxic sludge out of the pipes like I asked?

I don't think condos on the sun will be as popular as you think.

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Hey, have I ever been wrong before?

The funding isn't there.

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Only another 25c and we can make Windows Vista the ultimate OS *ever*!

Blue was only my second choice.

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Mr. God, is it true that the original design for the sky was pink?

It's just a colour anyway.

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