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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
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Tante Shvester
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Does salvation really tell the truth within?
I show remarkable restraint.
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suminonA
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Why haven't you passed 10.000 posts yet?
It's just a number.
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Tante Shvester
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How'd you get that lightbulb over your head to shine?
That's what they said to Thomas Jefferson.
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Dead_Horse
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Should we have your head on a platter or a nickel?
A nickel is just too small.
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Sterling
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If I put a nickel on the railroad track, will the train de-rail?
That wasn't in the original.
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anti_maven
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Did you like the song and dance number with the dwarves and Smaug the dragon from the new Hobbit trailer?
I carried it in a bucket.
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Hamson
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How did that baby panda get into my office?
All the rain in the world wouldn't wash that away.
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String
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What can I do about the shame I feel for going to an Ace of Base concert in the 90's?
Then he put grapes on the mouse trap and Thor flushed the toilet.
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Sterling
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So tell me again what happened after your friend gave you the brown acid at Woodstock?
Actually, I was just dreaming I was having a flashback.
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Dead_Horse
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What are grapes, a mouse trap and Thor doing in the bathroom with a baby panda, a nickel and a lightbulb?
Now the Lolrus will be looking for you.
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String
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(this is my fault, so I've got one answer for both.)
oh god, you don't know my future do you?!?
Hey, It's a good read.
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Tante Shvester
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Why do they have a list of ingredients and nutritional information on the back of the bottled water?
Stairmaster, Thighmaster, Ticket Master.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Which products are depicted on the next page, Master?
They mostly come out at night... mostly.
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suminonA
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Are you sure you have three children?
It's not what I want, it's what I need.
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Tante Shvester
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You want fries with that?
Are-Eee-Ess-Pea-Eee-See-Tea: find out what it means to me.
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anti_maven
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Hmm, Tante, why are you wearing that Aretha Fanklin costume?
It's the length.
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Tante Shvester
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Two inches? That's not your girth, is it?
The Fonz.
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suminonA
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Wow, you really named that part of your body? What's the name?
No name is sometimes better.
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Rake
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Should i call my pet bear Acrementadg or Defendorba?
I think that was a good idea
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Tante Shvester
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What you you think about crowning Tante the Queen of Hatrack?
About as much as an egg white omelette.
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suminonA
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Do you have a healthy sense of humour?
It sounds a lot more serious than it is.
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Tante Shvester
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The bird flew from China?
When I was your age, we didn't have teenagers.
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Sterling
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So were things easier in any way when you were young, Grandpa?
Burning, stinging, sweating profusely, delusions of grandeur...
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Tante Shvester
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What did the guys get for you at your bachelor party?
In a pot, nine days old.
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anti_maven
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So how did you spend your early childhood?
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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You look flash, Jack... but why are you jumping?
I live in a cemetery, full of good will and integrity.
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Tante Shvester
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How's your new job working the graveyard shift?
I quit cold turkey.
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DeathofBees
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Mortimer, do you realize just how much you insulted Mrs. Van der Shnoot by your refusal to take one of her tea sandwiches?
I wanna go live in a lighthouse with Lampy and Nora and....siiiiiing!
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suminonA
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[In writing:] Now that you lost your hearing, what are your plans?
Silence, at least.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Can you name me one advantage of living alone?
Get down now, if you can hear me.
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Dead_Horse
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What's this, a goose that lays golden eggs?
I traded it for some magic beans.
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Tante Shvester
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Did you eat the last of the magic corn pone?
All my furniture is missing.
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DeathofBees
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But how do you know she is a redecorating witch?
Take them to the Food Lion.
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Tante Shvester
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How do we get the people in the impoverished districts off the soup lines?
Just one too many cats.
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suminonA
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What's "hell" for you?
It was raining cats and dogs.
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Tante Shvester
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Can you give me an example of a cliche that makes no sense at all?
You're going to need a bigger box.
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suminonA
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What can I do if I can't think outside the box?
Space is an illusion.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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Do you know why there never seems to be enough space?
Speak like a child.
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suminonA
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What did your baby daughter learn from your father in law?
You're young as long as you ask questions.
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Tante Shvester
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Does this dress make me look old?
Piteously, on bended knee.
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Marek
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How did you fix the church's door knob?
Flotation devices are self explantory.
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Uprooted
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Why did you stop watching the flight attendant's safety demonstration?
Clearing her throat didn't work.
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LargeTuna
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Why did u give her cpr?
I truly thought she was drowning
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Marek
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Why did you take the teddy bear out of the washing machine?
No. It's a flying car.
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Tante Shvester
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Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a frog? (A frog?)
Microwave on high for 3 minutes.
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Sterling
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What curious accident gave that frog its super powers?
Kids, don't try this at home.
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Tante Shvester
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What's the best name for my Public Service Announcement?
My shoes are number nine.
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Dead_Horse
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How many clothing items did you lose playing strip poker?
Just give it another coat of paint and no one will ever know.
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DeathofBees
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You stole the Emerald City's Horse of a Different Color??
When I was a kid, I really thought that's what they did.
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