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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)
rivka
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posted October 03, 2003 02:06 AM
Tell me the truth -- what does this zit look like? Mt. Kilimanjaro.
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Morbo
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posted October 03, 2003 08:14 AM
How high are you, like buzzed, or Mt Kilimanjaro, or like "Dude, who I am I?" Please repeat the question.
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ikantspel
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posted October 03, 2003 08:15 AM
What is there to see in Tanzania? (you beat me, but I guess it still works) I thought that was where the devil lived. [ October 03, 2003, 08:17 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
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Morbo
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posted October 03, 2003 09:51 AM
What is there to see in Tanzania? Beats me.
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 03, 2003 10:04 AM
Ewwwwwww... You always look like a whipped up egg! What does the chef do to you? Chop them all! CHOP THEM ALL UP GOOD!!!!!
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Morbo
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posted October 03, 2003 10:27 AM
You'll be reading for the part of Mr. Manson, are you ready? I was born ready for this part. MWHahahahaha
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ikantspel
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posted October 03, 2003 10:44 AM
We're trying to get you this part where you play a crack-smoking sex-therapist, think you can handle it? As long as there isn't a goat involved, I'll do anything.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 03, 2003 11:54 AM
Well Anna Nicole, will you marry the millionare for his money? I'll do more than that for enough money.
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ikantspel
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posted October 03, 2003 12:17 PM
You are known as the queen-whore of the universe, therefore what we all want to know is...will you wrestle with Bob Saget in a huge pile of corned beef? Well, as a thrill seeker I'd have to say yes. [ October 03, 2003, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
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Morbo
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posted October 03, 2003 01:21 PM
Are you sure you want to share that elevator with Arnold? I said I would grope you last. I lied.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 03, 2003 09:37 PM
What are we going to do now that we're shipwrecked on this tiny island with sheep and monkeys? You wear it on a string around your neck, silly!
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Morbo
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posted October 03, 2003 09:56 PM
What the hell am I supposed to do with this smelly shrunken sheep's head you brought back from the island? It's a good luck charm. [ October 06, 2003, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 04, 2003 10:49 PM
Why do you always have a chip on your shoulder? Hell hath no fury like a Hoover upright vacuum with Advanced HEPA filtering.
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rivka
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posted October 05, 2003 12:29 AM
I think my vacuum cleaner is possessed! What do you think? There's clean, and then there's letting-the-baby-crawl-on-it clean.
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Narnia
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posted October 05, 2003 01:48 AM
Why haven't you brought your cute little son to come visit us? Nobody thought of doing it in purple.
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Morbo
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posted October 05, 2003 02:20 PM
What is so original about your algebra website, anyway? Our homework section is subtitled "How to suck up to your teacher."
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 06, 2003 04:12 PM
Your new teacher made the class give her a foot massage and a manicure--what kind of homework will you have in THAT class? An object lesson in survival.
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CATS
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posted October 06, 2003 04:15 PM
What would you call somebody setting you up the bomb? Man! I told him to move every zig!
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Dan_raven
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posted October 06, 2003 04:46 PM
Why do I see only the Zags? Don't look directly into the light.
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Morbo
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posted October 06, 2003 04:49 PM
I'm a goner, any last minute tips? Move away from the light, Carol Anne!
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rayne
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posted October 07, 2003 04:32 PM
What does the over-domineering parent say when her child is slipping into the next life? For now, just reading about it will suffice.
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Dan_raven
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posted October 07, 2003 04:34 PM
Here is the heathen text. Shall I shred it and burn it and scatter the ashes across the earth before its blasphemous talk of love and peace and compassion take root? Wow, I could have had a V8.
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Narnia
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posted October 07, 2003 05:32 PM
Did you know that they've discovered that you can eat all the sodium you want and it won't make a difference? We're almost at 100 pages!
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 05:53 PM
What will Narnia say after another 197 posts? Lime Jello.
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Zalmoxis
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posted October 07, 2003 06:07 PM
What do you fear more than fear itself? It's a bit rusty.
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Frisco
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posted October 07, 2003 06:14 PM
You stopped using the chainmesh diaper? Just grab and twist.
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 11:51 PM
How do you defend yourself against a rapist? twenty four miles
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rivka
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posted October 07, 2003 11:59 PM
What was it you were calling "not quite a marathon"? Don't make me stop this thread!
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Dan_raven
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posted October 08, 2003 03:33 PM
Haha. I won't ask a question here. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, just as I thought.
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ikantspel
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posted October 08, 2003 03:47 PM
Will you please stop posting nude photos of me on the internet? Because even though it has a cool bass beat, "Testicles Don't Grow Back" isn't the kind of song you should listen to. Ever.
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Frisco
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posted October 08, 2003 04:34 PM
Why won't you play John Bobbit's new album on your fishing show? You could fix that with a screwdriver.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted October 08, 2003 04:36 PM
Do you have anything for a hangover? You ask me again and I'll nail your feet to the floor. [ October 08, 2003, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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rivka
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posted October 08, 2003 04:41 PM
Muppet, you're a guy, right? One and one make two, two and two make four . . .
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ikantspel
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posted October 08, 2003 04:46 PM
What do you remember from first grade math? I'd bust some caps!
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Frisco
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posted October 08, 2003 05:00 PM
A headwear destroying spree? What would you do? I thought it would be warmer.
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rivka
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posted October 08, 2003 05:03 PM
So, what do you think of the post-nuclear-holocaust world? Here, kitty, kitty.
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Frisco
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posted October 08, 2003 07:23 PM
So, what's with the harpoon and season salt? I could do it all night if I had the money.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted October 09, 2003 07:07 PM
Did you hear about the new 24-hr wishing well? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 09, 2003 10:26 PM
Have you seen the first draft of the Sermon on the Mount? My main concern is where did you leave the loaves?
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Frisco
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posted October 09, 2003 10:28 PM
Don't worry. I used leaves to wipe. Bob should know better.
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Morbo
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posted October 09, 2003 11:19 PM
Why are you a member of the Church of the Sub-Genius? To fight the nefarious Anti-Bob. [ October 09, 2003, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Narnia
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posted October 09, 2003 11:23 PM
Why have you formed the church of Bob? Not until you hand over that toothbrush!
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Ryuko
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posted October 09, 2003 11:31 PM
(oops, too late) Gimme all your gold teeth! It was the last thing I could find in the junk drawer... [ October 09, 2003, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 10, 2003 01:18 AM
What are you doing with that model Chinese boat? Float! Float, I tell you! FLOAT!
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 01:20 AM
Why'd you send your root beer back? Your words mean nothing to me!
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 10, 2003 01:32 AM
Wy donc lo fisnt piwn nwe dols nud? I think you should take him seriously this time.
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Frisco
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posted October 10, 2003 01:37 AM
Does that mime have a gun?! Wow. Didn't see THAT coming.
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Tieko
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posted October 10, 2003 03:02 AM
Geez!! Was that a bumble bee that just ran into your forehead? Yes, and there were still four blue elephants waiting around.
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Annie
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posted October 10, 2003 03:04 AM
Boy, after the Republican convention ended everyone sure was looking sad, weren't they? I'm only telling you this because I think your self-esteem could use it.
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Yebor1
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posted October 10, 2003 03:04 AM
The porn queen did That? Well ya know computers are capable of many things.
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