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Polemarch
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Wow, that was delicious! What's it made out of?

Yeah, um... seize that guy, and...um, throw him out an airlock.

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Dan_raven
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Who farted? He's in for it now!

Don Quixote the Goatee--

(Sorry Polemarch, I know no Father O'Malley's, just heard the name in a few off color, politically incorrect jokes)

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Bob_Scopatz
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You've actually named your facial hair? Okay, I'll bite, what is it?

There but for a little less melanin go I...

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Yebor1
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What is your philosophy on chewing nails?

No thats a penguin.

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Hobbes
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Hey Look! Thats James Joyce!

3 times the square root of 41.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is that your answer for EVERYTHING?

It was either the heebie jeebies or the ooglie wooglies.

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Ralphie
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What exactly was the phraseology you used to make him lose all respect for you?

The glass is now officially half empty.

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Fossil
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Oh, what the hell (glug glug)

Whack a Carnie!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What can I do to feel better about myself?

A Vintage Sony Walkman.

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Vaultgirl
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New pacemaker?

It's got to be at least...3 times this big!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Well shoot! How big would a BIG GULP have to be to satisfy you?

Business cards were flying all over the room!!!

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Vaultgirl
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Tough times working in the office,eh Potter?

Just a teanch.

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Atarah
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Is a smidgeon smaller than a small pidgeon?

Only if you can say that five times fast.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Toy boat?

My pen leaked.

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Fael
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Is that a cute new tatoo on your tush?

confidential applications go here

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Dan_raven
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What's with the trash can?

Zoological rhumba

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LadyDove
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What is the Crocodile Hunter's favorite dance?

But it's a dry heat.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Did you just blow up the entire world?

Singing in the Rain.

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Dan_raven
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How did you get so sick?

Rosencrantz and Gildenstern

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Hobbes
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Why Not?

Ring one up for the Bill Miester.

Hobbes

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Max
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I guess Bill won again? Prick.

Oh my god, somebody put shit in my pants!

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Kepper
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What happened to your khakis?

You gotta see them swing, baby!

Kepper
Another conversation stopper.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why would I ever want to attend a lynching?

Life is a circle.

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katharina
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OH MY STARS!

Q: When flinging oneself from the parobolic pinnacle of knowledge into the concave conundrum of concuspicience, why should one wear velcro?

A: Underneath the twenty-foot limo.

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Dan_raven
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Q: Where's the best place for a lawyers convention?

A: I wear short shorts

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Kepper
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Because of Nair hair removal cream, who wears short shorts?

Rollercoasters, ton's of 'em.

Kepper
It would be cool to save the world and all, but I gotta save myself first.

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Ralphie
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How do my emotions make me feel when posting in the same thread as *swoon* Dan_raven!?

'Cause big panties mean big women.

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Chani
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Why do you fear the large panties section of Victoria's secret?

Eighty Days.

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Chess
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Guess how long it took me to get er' goin' last time?

Yum. Smells like fish.

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jehovoid
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"Today, we've switched Chess's freshly caught salmon with all new Kraft Fish Whiz. It's just like Cheese Whiz, only fish. Let's see his reaction."

There is no spoon.

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Yebor1
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Why cant i eat the watermellon?

Dammit Jim , I am an actor not a doctor.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Could you check my prostate?

A voice like sandpaper and old socks.

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Chess
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Guess which of your old friends from school has this voice.

Boom...

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Polemarch
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What does this button do?

Ms. Bitters, I have a Mighty Need to use the restroom!

[This message has been edited by Polemarch (edited May 30, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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And in closing this motivational retreat, I'd just like to remind you to always ask for the thing that is your Mighty Need!

Grass stains.

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Fael
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I admire how you got those designs and color in your painting, just how did you achieve them?

Ants in the pants are not the same as peas in the pod

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Zalmoxis
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What vexing household problem can be solved by the use of the new, improved astro-turf?

a sedentary lifestyle

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Fossil
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Live long and have...

Dude! That rock pet is the COOOOOLEST!

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Polemarch
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See? It glows, can cause a nuclear explosion if not monitored carefully, and will give you cancer in 20 years!

La heirba siempre esta mas verde por otro lado de la pared.

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Fossil
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Tell me again which way to the freeway?

Headphones and donkeys

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Ophelia
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Which two resources will you most exploit in your campaign to take over the world?

It's a fluffy yellow rat!

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Fossil
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Dear God! W-w-what is it?!

Ohhhhh, spoot!

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Zevlag
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Where did you get that new hair piece?

I stuck my rear out the window and mooned her.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Tell me again how you got that girl's backpack lodged up there??

Miracle Whip.

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Vaultgirl
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New hair mousse?

That was it.

[edit: i'm a little slow]

[This message has been edited by Vaultgirl (edited May 31, 2002).]

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Bob_Scopatz
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I hate suppositories! Isn't there another way?

I think it was a fly.

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Dan_raven
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What part of a gentlemens wardrobe can be the most painful?

Superman and Wonderman lookout.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Whaddya got there, a giant ball of string?

50 feet of coax cable should do it.

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jehovoid
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How are we supposed to tie up our hostage and watch cartoons at the same time?

I feel like a million dollars.

[Just realized what number post I am. This is probably bad luck or something.]

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited May 31, 2002).]

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NotPod
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Why did you eat that?

He's still after me.

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