Yeah, um... seize that guy, and...um, throw him out an airlock.
Don Quixote the Goatee--
(Sorry Polemarch, I know no Father O'Malley's, just heard the name in a few off color, politically incorrect jokes)
There but for a little less melanin go I...
No thats a penguin.
3 times the square root of 41.
It was either the heebie jeebies or the ooglie wooglies.
The glass is now officially half empty.
Whack a Carnie!
A Vintage Sony Walkman.
It's got to be at least...3 times this big!
Business cards were flying all over the room!!!
Just a teanch.
Only if you can say that five times fast.
My pen leaked.
confidential applications go here
But it's a dry heat.
Singing in the Rain.
Rosencrantz and Gildenstern
Ring one up for the Bill Miester.
Oh my god, somebody put shit in my pants!
You gotta see them swing, baby!
KepperAnother conversation stopper.
Life is a circle.
Q: When flinging oneself from the parobolic pinnacle of knowledge into the concave conundrum of concuspicience, why should one wear velcro?
A: Underneath the twenty-foot limo.
A: I wear short shorts
Rollercoasters, ton's of 'em.
KepperIt would be cool to save the world and all, but I gotta save myself first.
'Cause big panties mean big women.
Yum. Smells like fish.
There is no spoon.
Dammit Jim , I am an actor not a doctor.
A voice like sandpaper and old socks.
Ms. Bitters, I have a Mighty Need to use the restroom!
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Ants in the pants are not the same as peas in the pod
a sedentary lifestyle
Dude! That rock pet is the COOOOOLEST!
La heirba siempre esta mas verde por otro lado de la pared.
Headphones and donkeys
It's a fluffy yellow rat!
I stuck my rear out the window and mooned her.
That was it.
[edit: i'm a little slow]
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I think it was a fly.
Superman and Wonderman lookout.
50 feet of coax cable should do it.
I feel like a million dollars.
[Just realized what number post I am. This is probably bad luck or something.]
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He's still after me.