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Polemarch
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This. Oh. Yeah. It goes over there. Yep. In the round one.
OR
POBPir2? What the hell is that? some kind of demented circle?

There's only one way out of here, and it doesn't look good.

Edit to add an answer. Oops. :P

[This message has been edited by Polemarch (edited June 13, 2002).]

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Narnia
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Q: So, do you want to go get a doughnut?

A: Well, I just liked the color!

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Rruk
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Right... you really didn't know what the saying on your t-shirt meant?

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

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Bob_Scopatz
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What do you think of people who talk in Dr. Seuss rhymes?

Pickled pigs' feet.

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enjeeo
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What will my mother make for lunch with the extended family?? (very delicious btw)

Below the sky, in a million tiny pieces.

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Fael
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After the tornado where did your house wind up?

A watch fob

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, what'd you buy with the money from selling your hair?

Similar, but not quite the same.

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Dan_raven
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What do you think of the words Synanom and Hononym?

Spelling is for the imagination impaired.

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jehovoid
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Don't you think that the "i before e, except after c" rhyme is a clever learning device?

Absolutely not. No... well, maybe once or twice. Alright, every single day, Your Honor, sometimes twice.

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:Locke
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Papa Moose...is it true?

And that is why I never wash my hands.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, is that chicken finger-licking good?

That's Sir Mick Jagger to you.

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Dan_raven
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So which new knight do I get to joust with today?

But these calories are not fattening.

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Hobbes
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Thats an afully big helping of chunky chunky choclate chip.

Yep.

Hobbes

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ludosti
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Do you have any last words?

Just swallow.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Ugh, whis sthuff statshes thorrible. Whaths in ith?

I think it was a double entendre.

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ludosti
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Did he want a single or double?

Roasting on a spit.

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Rruk
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Where do you think administrators who condone cheating and plagiarism should end up?

They're just no good after they get all scratched up.

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katharina
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Why are we leaving the hobbits in the briar patch?

The Santa Claus stand-in was not in the contract.

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jehovoid
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Why are those midgets in funny shoes burning down the mall?!

Checkmate.

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's a good name for a private investigator service that specializes in tracking cheating spouses?

It's loosely based on Dune, with a little Smurf mixed in.

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Fossil
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So what's the next Sprite commercial based on?

Bite me, doughboy!

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jehovoid
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What is kinky sex for Mrs. Pillsbury?

Hey, Mikey! I think he likes it!

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Pseudonym
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Want to try Jihad Flakes? They have extra Islam-juice on them!

Either Florence or Alabama.

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jehovoid
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Either positively or negatively, what is the one place that is historically most noted for its culture? (And what exactly do you mean by "Islam-juice." Are you trying to say that that isn't just milk in my cereal?)

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Shoot the man in the back of the head, and you eat the fish for that day.

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Chess
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So what did he tell you just as you grabbed the gun and hesitated in giving him the fish?

"Can you see my..., tonight..."
"In the jungle we..., tonight..."

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the recognition code and when does it go into effect?

A huge bag of yellow LEDs.

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Dr. Mobius
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What's worse than yellow snow?

Don't quote me on that.

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Alter Eggo
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Did I hear you right? You hate the quote chain thread?

I have the worst luck. Period.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Is it true that people who use the full names of punctuation marks (like saying "period" after a sentence) will never get into heaven?

Everyone should try it at least once.

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Fossil
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What do you think about that new "Death by SPEED!!!" roller coaster?

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't DIE!

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Bob_Scopatz
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What's the most disgusting thing you can think of to post?

Charge it to my account.

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TheTick
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How will you be paying for your porn subscription sir?

That sounds like a personal problem.

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Fossil
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THE MONKEY! THE MONKEY! IT HAUNTS MY DREAMS!!!

She tried to kill me with a forklift!

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Chess
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So how did the rednecks "alien" abduction story end?

You bought your mother a keg of beer to celebrate Father's day all because your dad died...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why was Chess celebrating nearly killing off the thread?

Ask a stupid question...

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jehovoid
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You mean to tell me that "bed-wetting" is the leading cause of chain mesh underwear rust?

It needs salt.

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Dan_raven
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What is your impression of SPam?

Spam, spam, spam, spam.

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Bob_Scopatz
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So, looking out of the Maps, maps, maps, maps store, what do you see?

Dark curly hair.

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Vaultgirl
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Alright..and what else would you like on that?

Make it a double.

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Fael
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Just how bad was your day?

I'm moving where!!!????

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Fossil
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Stop saying that! I said where!

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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Dan_raven
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Why Pinky, if we just had a giant magnet and five aboriginal gold fish, someone nasty enough could take over the world.

Never play Brain Games with missing pieces.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why so puzzled?

But I have a restraining order!

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ludosti
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What plea did the Grandmother enter in the court case regarding her bondage den?

Stop or I'll shoot!

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Hobbes
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Who wants to watch Episode 1 again?

Well I can get the the bread and the chain link fence, but the three-hundred cats will be a problem.

Hobbes

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Bob_Scopatz
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Can you help me set up a feline socialization program at the prison?

All I wanted was an orange highlighter.

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jehovoid
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Why did you buy that late night infomercial product that came with the free orange highlighter and then throw the miracle hair-removing cream away?

I picked it up from Mobius.

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ludosti
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How on earth did you develop Turrett's syndrome?

Yes, I think that I would.

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Fael
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You wouldn’t like to act wild and crazy and do some female bonding would you?
Basically go to see the Ya Ya Sisterhood and to a male strip club.

Abstract Posters drive me up the wall.

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Dr. Mobius
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Why is that BMer on your wall?

Rhymes with itch.

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