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Topic: Begging the Question (a game)

T_Smith
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Whats the theme behind this stupid movie...Titanic?

My army of carrots will save you!

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ludosti
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What am I supposed to do with this rabbit farm I inherited?

Because I said so, that's why!

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Leonide
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SuperBunnyMan, now that your powers have been sucked dry by the EvilOverlord Bob...how will you triumph over evil?

Confuscius says: "Let them eat beans."

edit: oops! well, clearly my post was a response to T_Smith's...so...um...either disregard it or respond in kind... either way the thread doesn't die a miserable death.

[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited September 10, 2002).]

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:Locke
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But the peasants are smelling up the place!

He came riding a worm?

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Bob_Scopatz
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What could be weirder than the fact that he drinks his own recycled sweat and urine?

A two headed frog.

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Leonide
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What stopped you from proposing to Cynthia?

Ducks, old boy. Fountains of ducks.

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2
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A mountain of what?!

He can read Mercury, the most advanced encryption code, as easily as other kids read English.

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Paul
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What does a greek midget has to do with FedEx?

Wayne's World, party time, excellent!

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jehovoid
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What do you not want to hear the doctor say just as you lose consciousness?

A well balanced diet of fear and pasta.

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Human
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So, what does Hannibal Lecter eat while on a diet?

So why are YOU bugging me?

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Dan_raven
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What did you ask the 12 foot tall cock roach that ate Cincinatti?

Never answer a question with a question. Right?

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Zap
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What question would most confuse alex trebec

They were dancing in circles and singing the melody from giligans island

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JohnKeats
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Your parents did what during the wedding ceremony?

<insert answer here>.

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Bob_Scopatz
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<insert question here>?

Particle man.

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Knobe
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Who ate spider-man?

No way can't be

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Dan_raven
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Did our beloved John Keats try to kill this thread by forgeting to ask a question?

Say it isn't so.

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ludosti
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Did you hear that Milli Vanilli is back together again?

I did lots of research and finally decided it wasn't worth it.

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JohnKeats
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By the way, how did that thing end up with saving the human race?

A tire guage.

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ludosti
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What's that in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Only after I move.

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Leonide
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Are you OK with Anna Nicole Smith setting up residence nextdoor?

Only one at a time, and not willingly.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are your plants getting enough sunlight?

An industrial stapler ought to do the trick.

edit:
Note, mine was originally aimed at Ludosti's post, but I think it's even funnier this way!!! Only one at a time and not willingly!!! LOL! Completely unintentional.

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JohnKeats
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As a single mother of two, how am I supposed to take my kids to the mall when I only have one tether?

Thank you, yes.

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Leonide
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Chain mesh underwear?

(question: it started out as chain mesh, then morphed into chain mail...which one are we using here, folks?)

One skunk, medium rare.

1700th post....the insanity continues...

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Bob_Scopatz
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Are there very many polecat clairvoyants?

No, burglary is just a hobby.

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Leonide
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Hey, StickyFingers McGee...have you ever considered going pro?

With a hey-diddle-diddle and a nonny-nonny-no.

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T_Smith
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Mr Bush, how are we supposed to win the war on terror?

Gee, ya think?

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:Locke
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You have an axe buried in your left shoulder.

Do they all do that, Willy? Do they?

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T_Smith
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Do you know that people on this thread start with a question and end with a statement, not vice versa?

I killed it alright. And Im proud of it.

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Knobe
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Why did it have to be my flie?

I wanna know too.

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TheWiggin
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come on..... which way to the bathroom...?

Im not quite sure, probably in your pants

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2
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Where did you say the bathroom is again?

No, put the sticker there. It's okay.

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:Locke
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What do I do with this bumper sticker you gave me? Also, I seem to have lost my pants.

Oh, he's with God now.

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Papa Moose
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What happened to David Bowles after he found out memes don't exist?

Anything but a telephone.

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Leonide
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If you found yourself in a dark empty alley late at night, which one of the following would you not want to run into?
a) axe murderer
b)chain mesh underwear
c)a telephone
d)a rabid nun

Get yourself some Alka Seltzer and you'll feel better fast!

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Centurion
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What do you take for a hang-over?

Chain mesh underwear sucks.

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JohnKeats
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Where did that pelvic rash come from?

Here, feel it.

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2
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I listened to 'Pat the Bunny' on audio-cassette and, honestly, I don't see what the big deal is.

Texas.

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T_Smith
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What smells like cow?

Oh thats funny, alright.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Isn't it funny how every religion in the world preaches peace, but we fight wars over them?

It's rivetting!

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ae
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Oh! You rented a video. How ni- Bob the Builder's Welding Rampage?! What the hell...?

I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

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Frisco
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What are you mumbling? And what the hell are you doing with a noose, a revolver, a razor blade, and seven bottles of aspirin?

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a garbage bag filled with vanilla pudding.

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Human
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What does chain-mesh underwear feel like?

I've got a rabid moose in my socks!

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Tammy
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Your toe is bleeding...why do you keep knocking it with that hammer?

No it's not a toaster, it's something Jimmy Neutron built.

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2
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Hey, nice toaster.

How fortunate, the man with none.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Have you a nun?

I think we need new shocks.

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Dan_raven
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I may be the worst gunslinger in the west, but I am going to Tombstone to prove myself by finding someone who's gun isn't faster.
[edited to meet Bob's post instead of 2's Darn simo-posting]
** Bump**
** Bang**
Darnation, I done shot myself in the foot. You stupid stagecoach driver, what do you have to say for yourself?

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer rang down upon his head.

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jeniwren
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As coffee sales decline, what radical new strategy is the "best part of waking up" company taking to brighten Americans' mornings?

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

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Maethoriell
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What type of sushi does Dr. Suess eat.

Be a goth.

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ludosti
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What should I do when I grow up?

An "X-Treme Gulp", 52 oz. of liquid goodness!

[D'oh! A moment too late!]

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:Locke
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What's that all over your pants?

I found him tied to the wrong side of the tracks.

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